yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's always time for handjobs
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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