physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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