He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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