I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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