Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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