i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i dont even know how to be here
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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