i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
