"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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