I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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