after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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