Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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