I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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