Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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