is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
