No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
