Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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