Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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