Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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