She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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