i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was CRYING into my vagina
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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