We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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