How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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