Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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