my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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