So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
