i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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