Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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