love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
