Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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