i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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