i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
