drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
