Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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