I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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