If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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