Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Im at strip club and am horny
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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