dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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