Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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