Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Randomize
