Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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