between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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