brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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