matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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