Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Smaller, yet meaner.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why did my mother make you get naked?