All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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