in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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