And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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