just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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