Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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