i just google imaged poop.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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