I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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