I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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