do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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