dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
