so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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