I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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